When you ask someone to look at your hair, they most likely would respond with:
"What am I looking at again? Oh, I think I see one! No, just dirt..."
"What beautiful, flowing locks!"
"It looks good."
"Can you turn down the light from that halo?"

You like:
Praying.
Playing pranks.
Fire.
Repenting your sins.

Charles Dickens:
Uh, I've seen A Christmas Carol with the muppets. Did he write anything else?
Is brilliant!
Is someone I had to suffer through/read in English.
Heh, that reminds me of a great dirty joke...

Would they have burned you in the Middle Ages?
In an instant!
I would be the one doing the burning.
Hurting others is bad.
I would have paid them to burn old lady Kisnow.

Psst. Hey, buddy. Ever kill a man?
Yes. Oh, damn! Now I have to kill you too!
Yes, but it was in self-defense or during a war or police action.
No. It was a woman.
Only with kindness. I love bunnies!

Whales:
Should be saved.
Make great make-up products.
Are beautiful creatures.
Are taking up my precious ocean space.

What's your claim to fame?
You have done missionary work (the kind using the Bible) in almost every country.
You own the world's biggest ball of bellybutton lint.
You've slept with every member of the Rolling Stones.
You had a very memorable moment on the news after a visit to the petting zoo drunk.

Have you ever had children?
Yes. I love them dearly.
Yes, but they are so irritating!
No.
Yes, in a delicate white wine sauce. Delicious! Swift really knew what he was talking about!

Hey. Let's try word association. Roses.
Thorns.
Flowers.
Red.
Vase.