Your tattoo is:
Actually, I have two. On my arm, I have a scorpion and something that looks kind of like a bracelet.
the name of a song you wrote on your arm.
an interpretation of the band logo on my arm with the names of my children.
a swallow on your chest.
I don't have one.

Your sport of choice is:
water-skiing.
tennis.
car racing.
horizontal mambo.
croquet.

You are most known for:
your wild clothes and euphemisms.
your sexy long hair and tight leather pants.
being the guy that no one seems to know.
hiding behind the drum set.
your quick wit and great sense of humor.

Your favorite food is:
Japanese.
anything fried.
sushi.
anything with my new hot sauce on it.
chicken pot pie.

Your wardrobe generally consists of:
something black, preferably leather, and a pair of sunglasses.
a wife-beater and dark pants.
tight football pants (with added decoration), lots of jewelry, and an eclectic shirt.
something simple, like a pair of jeans and a t-shirt with an occasional flare.
a pair of jeans and some kind of shirt.

Which of these nicknames appeals to you?
Mr. Sweet Emotion
Mr. Whitford
The Demon of Screamin'
Kramedog
The King of Cool

Which of these is your favorite live Aerosmith song from the Get a Grip tour?
"Fever"
"Cryin'"
"Livin' on the Edge"
"Lord of the Thighs"
"Stop Messin'"

What's always in your fridge?
My attitude
Hot sauce
Something that smells funny
There's never enough room in my fridge
Hot mustard

Who's your favorite Simpsons character?
Homer
Bart
Maggie
Mr. Burns

What song would you like to have played at your funeral?
"New York, New York"
"That Smell"
"All Over Now"
Never thought about it
"Take Me To The Other Side"