The Movie Archive: A
Key:
0 Stars = Horrible Crap
1 - 9 Stars = In Between, Increasing in Value
10 Stars = Brilliant! I Almost Died - It Was That Good!
Title: All The Pretty Horses
Year Released: 2000
Rating: PG-13
Running Time: 117 minutes
Starring: Matt Damon, Henry Thomas, Penelope Cruz
Overview: Two cowboys go to Mexico to have some fun and get new jobs, but when one falls for the daughter of the ranch owner, trouble follows.
Date Watched: Tuesday, December 25th, 2001
My Opinion: What a boring ass movie. I hate Penelope Cruz... grr, she is so annoying! The story was boring, went virtually nowhere, and here's a question for you... where were the friggin' horses? I couldn't shovel all the crap out of the way to see whether there were horses or not. The only half-way interesting character, which was this little kid type, got shot, so damn there. Yeah, don't even bother. It's so stupid and boring that I can't even bitch about it.
Final Rating: 2 Stars